Of course, it is also because I am not in college either, but nevertheless, this is like The Bible Of Fashion from Cornell’s Pi Phi Sorority.
To be frank, I sort of agree with 90% of what they’re posting here. But to actually put it down on paper, is hilarious!
The comments are hilarious and some, quite on point.
“No camel toe.”
“If you are wearing cheapo shoes, make sure they don’t look it”
“No satin dresses. No one looks good in satin dresses unless they are from Betsey Johnson or Dolce & Gabbana, you weigh less than 130 pounds, have spanks [Ed: I think she means "Spanx" the brand] and it’s New Years Eve.”
“No ‘Fuck-me-Pumps’”
“No tacky/cheapo/pleather. Don’t mess with me.”
“I’m weird about shoes, so do it right.
I will be doing dress checks so have your outfits ready for each round…”
“I am also weird about accessories. And I am not saying you have to wear Harry Winston wreath for me to like it, but I am saying I will not tolerate any gross plastic shizzz.”
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I do admit to wearing some plastic shizz once in a while, but in my defense, they aren’t neon plastic baubles.
At least they’ll all look presentable. 
Via Fashionista
