45-year-old man: … And since I’m on my way to a business meeting, this drink I just bought you is tax deductible.
College girl: Well, that’s nice, I guess.
45-year-old man: Yeah, you’ve got a big butt and you’re tax deductible. That’s how I like them.
–Coffee Shop Bar, 14th St
From: Overheard in NY
For real? Guys actually say this? My worst pickup line was probably the oldie but a cheesie – “Are you hurt?…[No]…I’m only asking because you must’ve just fallen out of the sky, cuz you’re an angel!“
*rolls eyes*
All they had to do was just say Hello, their name, and ask me my name… that’s it. No need for any fancy lines.
Here’s another funny one:
Guy: Come on, baby, let’s just go inside.
Tranny: I’m not speaking to you unless you take me to Gucci.
–Carroll & 5th, Park Slope, Brooklyn
Overheard by: melizza
*laugh*!!!
